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HUMOR - 17

Who is turning in his grave?

Strangely and funnily why forthcoming congress 2004 has number 28? After making a comparison topic category list 28 with topic category list 27 is absolutely clear – plagiarism! Rather number 27 take (replica) 2.

Confucius, he does not turn in his grave, he is spinning round in his grave after such imitation.

http://www.icp2004.psych.ac.cn/detail.htm

http://www.icp2000.se/topic.htm

http://www.ap.org.ru/eng/topic.htm

… here is more detailed explanation.

How swift the movement of Confucius rotation in his coffin is? Before that, we will make some definition, limitations and conditions for such case. Besides that, we will take some measurements what you can repeat on your computer too for give trustworthy results. The question is what time is necessary to make subtle minimum alterations and expurgations in the topic category list 27 congress of psychology towards topic category list 28 congress of psychology.

So. The definition one. The fact of plagiarism is the either case when was repeating one item or one line verbatim.

The limitation one. Confucius turns over in his grave on 180 degrees by each fact of plagiarism. In other words, there is turning to the other side on half-turn.

The limitation two. There are all turnings are going on in one direction or clockwise or against clockwise. Let all turnings are going clockwise.

The limitation three. There are all successive turnings or rotations going without friction. That condition is equitable for nonmaterial spirit.

The limitation four. That limitation is necessary for being on scientific point of view relatively all processes in nature. There are all communications of information about each fact of plagiarism going with light wave’s speed in information field of planet. Confucius has information about fact of plagiarism instantaneously and makes half-turn.

The limitation five. There was the using a computer Pentium 3 with 64 Mb memory.

Our calculation of time on the substitutions 27 for 28, Stockholm for Beijing, 2000 for 2004 and expurgations several lines has been made under the limitation five. As a result, we have the time 10 minutes of measurements approximately. By comparison, there was been fixed the compilation 144 line topic 27 with topic 28. That is corresponds to 144 half-turns on 180 degrees or 72 full turning Confucius in his grave. The simple arithmetic gives the result what the rotation is going with 7,2 turning per minute(7,2 times a minute).